Page Four : Accidental Audio
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writemeasnack[What's that noise? That odd hissing and a musical, if not entirely on key hum?
Why it's a shower!
And who is in this shower?
Toko!
Only the poor girl has no idea that her D-Comm has turned on.
The shower finally turns off, and the door opens about a minute later. And she has no idea that her home has been invaded.]
Oi. Book chick. You tap that new husband of yours yet?
[and Toko screams, shrilly, and there's a very loud CRASH as she goes toppling back through the door of the bathroom and hits the counter, apparently knocking a lot of things off it. She's only in a towel, so at least this is audio only.]
KONOHA! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!
Wha-- oi oi oi! I ain't a monster, chicky!
[Toko screams AGAIN]
MONSTER! GET OUT!
What are you doin' with that boo-- GYAAAH!
[the feed mercifully cuts off before the violence gets too heavy, but before it does the distinct sounds of a mistletoe getting pummeled with a book can be heard]
Why it's a shower!
And who is in this shower?
Toko!
Only the poor girl has no idea that her D-Comm has turned on.
The shower finally turns off, and the door opens about a minute later. And she has no idea that her home has been invaded.]
Oi. Book chick. You tap that new husband of yours yet?
[and Toko screams, shrilly, and there's a very loud CRASH as she goes toppling back through the door of the bathroom and hits the counter, apparently knocking a lot of things off it. She's only in a towel, so at least this is audio only.]
KONOHA! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!
Wha-- oi oi oi! I ain't a monster, chicky!
[Toko screams AGAIN]
MONSTER! GET OUT!
What are you doin' with that boo-- GYAAAH!
[the feed mercifully cuts off before the violence gets too heavy, but before it does the distinct sounds of a mistletoe getting pummeled with a book can be heard]
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(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-20 03:04 pm (UTC)... eh... heh... K... Konoha... th-there....
[still totally in her towel on the floor, book in hands. What do?]
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Date: 2012-01-20 07:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-21 11:20 pm (UTC)[and then she realizes what he's seeing. And she promptly turns about ten shades of red and squeaks, trying to hide herself better, actually using some of her insanely long hair that's down for once as a curtain]
D-DON'T LOOK!
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-22 11:51 pm (UTC)Eventually she manages to get up and sneak off to the bedroom, getting a robe so she's at least covered]
... what... was that thing?
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-22 11:58 pm (UTC)[prepare for incoming tl;dr]
Well in Norse mythology, it's what killed the god Baldr due to Loki's mischievous scheming... oh, and in cultures across pre-Christian Europe it was actually seen as a sign of male fertility! And Celts considered it a remedy for a number of things-
[you might want to stop her. Or at least speed her up to modern traditions]
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 12:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 12:05 am (UTC)[okay she's interrupted.
Wait. She gets it.]
O-oh... the... one about kissing... eheh...
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 12:14 am (UTC)Apparently this world has sentient ones that enjoy going around and encouraging it, rather than letting the people come to them.
(no subject)
Date: 2012-01-23 12:20 am (UTC)