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writemeasnack) wrote2011-12-17 05:39 pm
writemeasnack) wrote2011-12-17 05:39 pm
Page Four : Accidental Audio
[What's that noise? That odd hissing and a musical, if not entirely on key hum?
Why it's a shower!
And who is in this shower?
Toko!
Only the poor girl has no idea that her D-Comm has turned on.
The shower finally turns off, and the door opens about a minute later. And she has no idea that her home has been invaded.]
Oi. Book chick. You tap that new husband of yours yet?
[and Toko screams, shrilly, and there's a very loud CRASH as she goes toppling back through the door of the bathroom and hits the counter, apparently knocking a lot of things off it. She's only in a towel, so at least this is audio only.]
KONOHA! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!
Wha-- oi oi oi! I ain't a monster, chicky!
[Toko screams AGAIN]
MONSTER! GET OUT!
What are you doin' with that boo-- GYAAAH!
[the feed mercifully cuts off before the violence gets too heavy, but before it does the distinct sounds of a mistletoe getting pummeled with a book can be heard]
Why it's a shower!
And who is in this shower?
Toko!
Only the poor girl has no idea that her D-Comm has turned on.
The shower finally turns off, and the door opens about a minute later. And she has no idea that her home has been invaded.]
Oi. Book chick. You tap that new husband of yours yet?
[and Toko screams, shrilly, and there's a very loud CRASH as she goes toppling back through the door of the bathroom and hits the counter, apparently knocking a lot of things off it. She's only in a towel, so at least this is audio only.]
KONOHA! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!
Wha-- oi oi oi! I ain't a monster, chicky!
[Toko screams AGAIN]
MONSTER! GET OUT!
What are you doin' with that boo-- GYAAAH!
[the feed mercifully cuts off before the violence gets too heavy, but before it does the distinct sounds of a mistletoe getting pummeled with a book can be heard]
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[okay she's interrupted.
Wait. She gets it.]
O-oh... the... one about kissing... eheh...
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Apparently this world has sentient ones that enjoy going around and encouraging it, rather than letting the people come to them.
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