Page Four : Accidental Audio

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[What's that noise? That odd hissing and a musical, if not entirely on key hum?

Why it's a shower!

And who is in this shower?

Toko!

Only the poor girl has no idea that her D-Comm has turned on.

The shower finally turns off, and the door opens about a minute later. And she has no idea that her home has been invaded.]

Oi. Book chick. You tap that new husband of yours yet?

[and Toko screams, shrilly, and there's a very loud CRASH as she goes toppling back through the door of the bathroom and hits the counter, apparently knocking a lot of things off it. She's only in a towel, so at least this is audio only.]

KONOHA! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HOUSE!

Wha-- oi oi oi! I ain't a monster, chicky!

[Toko screams AGAIN]

MONSTER! GET OUT!

What are you doin' with that boo-- GYAAAH!

[the feed mercifully cuts off before the violence gets too heavy, but before it does the distinct sounds of a mistletoe getting pummeled with a book can be heard]

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[ oh man, is he amused. even though he's seen her naked before, he'll be a good boy and respect her wishes, turning around and waving a hand to let her know he wasn't looking. ]

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[She thanks you for that, Konoha.

Eventually she manages to get up and sneak off to the bedroom, getting a robe so she's at least covered]

... what... was that thing?

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You know the tradition behind Mistletoe, right?

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Oh, well!

[prepare for incoming tl;dr]

Well in Norse mythology, it's what killed the god Baldr due to Loki's mischievous scheming... oh, and in cultures across pre-Christian Europe it was actually seen as a sign of male fertility! And Celts considered it a remedy for a number of things-

[you might want to stop her. Or at least speed her up to modern traditions]

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[ interruption time! here, he's going to turn around and kiss her. ]

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Mmf--!

[okay she's interrupted.

Wait. She gets it.]

O-oh... the... one about kissing... eheh...

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[ he smiles a little at her and nods. ]

Apparently this world has sentient ones that enjoy going around and encouraging it, rather than letting the people come to them.

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Ohh... I see! [she giggles] That's a bit silly, but then again this world can be really silly, too.